Pardon me?
While in the airport, going through the security check, I could have sworn the guy said "Please remove your wallet, CHEESE, belt or any other metal objects from your person." It took me a minute to realize he said keys. For a minute there, I thought there was a ban on dairy products along with nail clippers and lighters. On a related note, I can understand sending tennis shoes and dress shoes through the x-ray machine, but how on earth is somebody going to hide something in a wafer thin flip flop?! That poor girl really, really didn't want to walk barefoot on the nasty airport floor and I can't blame her. All in all, the whole airport thing was a lot less annoying than I expected it to be. But MAN am I glad to be home in Oregon :)